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diskgrinder — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:13:45 -0000

the new version of his site has more depth now, if a little slanted to selling domains

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The Angry Drunk — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:36:44 -0000

Someone needs to buy that domain, STAT!

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Wrinkle In Time — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:10:17 -0000

Looks like Mr. I.T. Consultant Dilger let his roughlydrafted.com domain expire. I just went there and got a generic GoDaddy page. The whois info shows that the domain was updated today.

I wonder if he exclaimed "Oh Gosh!" when that happened or put a sock on his left hand and had that curse up a blue streak for him.

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John C. Welch — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:48:09 -0000

heh...well that's the problem with Dildo's worldview: it's all centered around faux-niceness.

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harvdog — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:01:59 -0000

Hilarious. In point of fact, your recommendation got me major points on that San Diego job. What a fucking retard.

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Ian Betteridge — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:31:20 -0000

I called him "The Mac market's own John Dvorak" a few years ago - http://www.technovia.co.uk/...

He actually follows the Dvorak method almost to the letter. I'm sure he knows what he's saying is bullshit, but hey - like John D, he knows it gets the page views.

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David Schwartz — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:26:57 -0000

In the context generally used here, "douchebag" is one word.

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The Angry Drunk — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:56:01 -0000

You're probably right. I was being a bit overly general in my including Dildo in the NMD camp. Truth be told, Dildo is more an example of the MacMac version of a Thurrot or Enderle. He writes idiotic fact-deficient screeds to pump up Apple instead of Microsoft. The difference is, while I'm sure that Balmer jizzes every time he reads an Enderle piece, I'm sure Steve Jobs has explored options for having Dildo buried in a desert (if you're reading this Steve, my rates are reasonable, and I'm discreet).

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John C. Welch — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:55:48 -0000

LOL...nah, it's about his usual response to anyone who uses BAD WERDZ in response to him. I'd think he'd appreciate that I make it easy for him to get the vapors and dismiss me.

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Matt Stocum — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:44:13 -0000

Does Dildo even deserve the NMD title? I think it gives him too much credibility. The guy is nothing more than a real life Artie McStrawman. I have yet to figure out why anyone takes his word on anything. Sure he puts some effort into writing things, and breaking them into paragraphs, and putting section headings on them. But looking up actual facts seems like it's too difficult.

He's the exact reason why people have a bad opinion of Mac users. As best as I can tell, Steve Jobs could shit in a box, sell it for $999, and his only criticism would be that Apple wasn't charging enough for it. He makes the MacMacs seem tame.

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Paul Ward — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:36:04 -0000

I have to admit that I only posted your link on Dilgar's post because I wanted to stimulate discussion. By throwing gasoline on a fire. I wasn't too impressed with Dilgar's response, since he managed to be even more passive-aggressive than the last time this happened. It was all of the other people whining about how disturbed they are by all of the horrible foul language here. I think their heads would implode if they ever saw something REALLY disturbing. But I suppose I can't ask too much of the people who fall over themselves to kiss Dilgar's ass after every post (MS is doomed, MS = FAIL, Zune is teh sukzors, etc).

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John C. Welch — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:36:41 -0000

It's the standard concern trolling. Issues don't matter, facts are meaningless, all that matters is that EVERYONE MUST BE NICE TO EACH OTHER AT ALL TIMES.

Makes me want to beat them to death with a copy of "Harrison Bergeron".

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The Angry Drunk — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:27:40 -0000

Of all of the bullshit that the New Media Douchebags bring to the table, this faux sense of congeniality has to be one of the more annoying. Dildo, Arrington, Winer, Calcanis all use this exact same playbook. Ramp up the rhetoric to get their sycophants frothing, but the second that someone uses a "swear" (gods that term is immature), immediately play the "I'm going to dismiss you because of your language/I'm soooo offended/Why can't we all just get aloooong" card. All I know is, these whiny twats wouldn't have survived for ten seconds on Usenet circa 1995.

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Tommy McNicholas — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:23:16 -0000

Eh... I'll be honest. I prefer your technical writing over posts like these.

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John C. Welch — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:40:05 -0000

I think about that issue, tone, more than people might think I do. It's nice that folks seem to dig it, but I think if it works at all, it's because it's natural.

I don't tend to speak that way in real life constantly, but it is a...playback of the vocalizing I hear in my head when I read something that really pisses me off. To be honest, if Dildo was better with his facts, I'd not care that he's a whiny little macmac. But if you're going to talk about technical issues, *especially* if you're putting your name on a book about them, then you have to get that shit correct. Period.

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Joshua Ochs — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:23:38 -0000

Classic. I'm always impressed with your gusto, because without it your excellent points might otherwise be lost in the noise of blogs. Your tone always ensures that it's not. Not exactly my approach, but I do admire it.